Wyoming Department of Environmental Quality - Solid and Hazardous Waste Division

Sean Ingledewstensen (5/5 stars, 11 months ago): My days on this Earth have taken me to destinations far and wide hither and yon and I’ve had the great privilege along the way of frequenting many a public waste facility. From slovenly scrap heaps to lavish landfills I’ve regarded these repositories of residential refuse with a discerning eye and a scrutinizing nose. My maiden dump run to the Casper Solid Waste facility was love at first sniff. The perfectly-extruded bales of detritus were stacked neatly in rows conjuring images of Hadrian’s Wall with its timeworn stones meandering through pastoral Britannia. The staff on duty welcomed me as an old friend as they directed me up the hill up to mouldering mounds of trash flanked on all sides by majestic seagulls on the wing. The entire experience made it abundantly clear in my mind that the Casper Solid Waste facility stands out among its peers as a singular example a paragon of putrescence that every municipal waste lot should strive to emulate. I can say with confidence that no matter how far my travels take me I will journey back to Casper for all of my disposal needs.